About me:

32 year old Female from San Francisco, California (CA), United States Hi, I’m Lindsey, an Oakland based safe GFE escort and FBSM provider💞 Best described as a hippy businesswoman; both business and humanitarian-minded. Equal parts intellect and sex appeal💋

On a surface level, I'm kinda tall (5ft7) and super thick. I have shoulder-length curly strawberry blonde hair and bright green eyes. An Old Hollywood Glamour face with a renaissance art body. Celebrity lookalikes I’ve gotten are Christina Hendricks and Adele. I'm 🌹 naturally voluptuous with a true hourglass figure. Bottom-heavy with enough curves to share with everyone. My butt is so big because it's where I keep our secrets 🥰

As for my personality, I’m super goofy and unserious, but very serious about my business and y(our) pleasure. I’m like if a gen-z was a millennial(29), and if a bad bitch was a nerd. Truly an old soul, but with a youthful demeanor. I'm very laid-back and down-to-earth, while also straightforward and honest. Like I'm neurodivergent, a Sagittarius, and from the east coast - am I supposed to lie? 😇

My vibe/ interests/ fun date ideas: farmers market, cannabis lounge, picnic at the park, jazz club, tiki bars, pool/ jacuzzi day, shopping, good food, quality people, natural history museum, you booking me, seeing a movie, comedy or burlesque show, rooftop venue with a view, outdoor patio, national parks, hot springs, boutique hotels, long walks, art galleries, roadtrips, spa days, us 💖 hanging out, photography, environmental sustainability, sociology, psychology, anthropology, urban planning, writing, connecting with others/nature/myself/you✨ I am California sober for the most part, and rarely drink. I prefer to be sober when meeting new clients, but might be down to share a joint or espresso martini if the mood is right.

I started in the industry as a sugar baby while I was in college, so I like regular clients and extended dates. I do also love a good outcall for the traveling businessman type. All alone in your nice hotel room... without me? 😢 Fly me to you is always an option if we hit it off. I have an incall space in a cute, walkable neighborhood in Oakland with bars and restaurants 💖 nearby. Let's get dinner/drinks and then go back to my place? I can host in a hotel anywhere in the Bay Area. Anything is possible with screening, deposit, and advanced notice 🫦

I love everyone and happily see people of any age(21+), race, ability, home country, body size or so forth. I only discriminate against meanies (bigots) and bad hygiene (please don't be smelly). I love diversity, authenticity, equality, freedom, peace. I am newbie and virgin-friendly, but do your research before reaching out.

Does anyone like me for 2 hours Thursday 5-7? 💓

Please include the following when contacting me:
- Your name, age, occupation
- Your place or my place
- Your real phone number
- Desired day and length of appointment

Screening with real world info is required to see me. A combination of your LinkedIn, business website, work badge, employment verification, photo of ID, PD handle. I need to know who you are and where you work to be safe. All screening info is kept confidential and deleted after our date.

Booking form:
https://form.jotform.com/250935525674161