About me:

26 year old Female from Portland, Oregon (OR), United States
Hello there, Perhaps you recognized my name and needed to know more about this cute Miyazaki fan? Or maybe you were drawn in by my green hair and hourglass shape? With tattoos that perfectly frame my curves, adorable butt dimples to admire, and impressive 42 inch hips, I'll be your answer to life, the universe, and everything. Meet Calcifer Somerset, your soft quirky companion. My life's ambition is simply being a stay at home cat dad. I love to wake up every morning to a home that fills me with joy and several fluffy creatures demanding cuddles; to crows cawing at my window for their breakfast peanuts, threatening to steal from my garden if I'm late. I cherish cozy days spent with the people I love, with a show on low in the background while we chat and work on crafts. While a homebody at heart, rare sightings may occur at queer art markets, kink nights, or at the park with my cat Raven. Or whenever my date decides to show me off.




Please give me eight hours or more notice, or face the "remove cat from lap" tax
420/hour700/3hrs1100/6hrs1800/12hrs2300/16hrs